Kessler and Polina

This is a photo of Kessler and his best friend, Polina!

My lovely girl!

Sorry for the orientation of the video.  My phone has lost its bearing; it doesn't matter which way I hold it, it's going to be wrong.

Makena has been taking piano lessons at her school for about 3-4 months.  (It's an external company, but they come to school to do the lessons.)  Every other term they perform a concert.  Makena was supposed to do 2 songs, but I think the teacher forgot.  The laughing you hear in between songs is because of the exchange between Makena and Marcus, her teacher.  She wasn't going to get up until she played her 2nd song!!  Well done, MakNaks!

Makena saved the day!!

You may have read on Facebook that I had to call in an emergency locksmith the other day.  I locked myself and the kids out and Merlin in.  It all started because I was trying to surprise Mark by picking up his bike that had been serviced.  That'll teach me.  

Getting out of the house is always an ordeal.  It's like herding cats while juggling jello jelly.  And considering that I have moved 20 times in the last 19 years, with it being impossible to lock one's self out of many of those places, I think I did well not to need a locksmith at this place within the first week of moving here. 

In an effort to see the positives of every situation (new resolution), I'm very grateful that I did manage not to forget my phone inside so I was able to do a search and find a local locksmith (their office is about 500 meters from the house).  I'm also grateful that I forgot to lock the car the last time I used it.  I was able to chuck the kids in there, you know, to keep them warm and all.  Not so they wouldn't drive me batshit asking questions while I futilely checked every window and door.  I'm also grateful that the locksmith turned up within 15 minutes and was able to unlock the door in less than 10 minutes.  (He did have some trouble, otherwise he would have been done in 2 minutes.)  I'm grateful the locksmith cut a free key for me so I could hide it outside.  I am, however, not grateful that he charged me $180.  $180!?  I have no issues paying a premium for the service given that it was an "emergency", but $180??!?!  It just seems unethical, immoral.  It does cause a big lump in my throat as I ponder whether this would happen in the U.S.  I honestly don't think it would--as an exception perhaps, but not the norm.  I don't need another reason to be homesick.  

It is what it is, I suppose.  Putting it behind me, I chucked Merlin outside and buckled up the kiddos and off to the bike store we went.   (These are kind of mundane details but I feel they are necessary.  Someday I may think I want to have more kids.  I can't imagine that, but stranger things have happened.  If being too old doesn't make me feel better, perhaps a reminder of a day in my life with 2 young kids will snap me back to my senses.)  I find the bike store, but have to drive by it.  You see, I missed the entrance to the access road.  The access roads are always one way here.. which inevitably is never my way given you have to enter them before you find the place where you're trying to go.  So, I passed it.  A series of left turns entwined with constant commentary:  "Mom, you just went past the bike store." " Mom, why are you going past the bike store?"  "Are we going home?"  "Where are we going now?"  "Is forty-seven-fifty-six-one-million more than 5?"  "Can I have ice cream?" eventually lead us back to our destination.  I parked the car behind the store.  I'm grateful for the perpendicular parking spaces parks as I hate parallel parking particularly while being talked at.  The only problem is the parking lot is a bit of a hike from the entrance to the store, but no big deal.  I explained to the sales guy why I'm there.  He retrieves the bike and tells me how much I owe.  I promptly realize my debit card is not in my wallet.  Damn.  

I just had it to pay the criminal locksmith.  The kids and I schlepped back to the car and found it on the center console.  I'm grateful I didn't leave it at the house.

Back at the store, I pay for the service.  The sales guys then shows me the massive crack in the frame of the bike.  This is Mark's commuter bike.  When he doesn't run the 9 miles to work, he rides his bike.   (It saves $7 a day in train fares, 30 extra minutes commuting (each way), $100 a month gym membership.)

Let me recap.  I just locked myself and the kids out of the house, wasted $180 to get back in, frustrated the hell out of myself trying to get the damn bike, paid $85 for the service on said bike -- only to find out the bike is on its deathbed. 

THEN, I had to put the godforsaken thing in the car (while being talked at.)   I had to call Mark and ruin the surprise because I wasn't sure how to get the back wheel off.  By the time I got it in the damn car it needed to be serviced again.  .

Needless to say I couldn't wait for nightfall so I could say good riddance to this day.  While all good things must come to an end, apparently bad things can linger as long as they damn well please.  The following day, I attempted to unlock the door after going to the supermarket.  I was surprised that I couldn't turn the lock immediately, but thankfully, I was able to get it in a few seconds. The day after it took even longer.  Each subsequent attempt was worse than the time before until a few days ago when I just could not get the lock to turn.  I had just dropped Kessler off at preschool.  This time I did forget my phone inside.  For more than 15 minutes I wiggled, jiggled, shook, twisted and turned the key and handle.. trying to get the lock to open (while being talked at).  I had my keys and the spare key, a lot of good that did me!  And, the front door has a lock (similar to a chain) that cannot be unlocked from outside.  Shit.  I could have gone down the street to the locksmith that gouged me just days earlier; the one that caused this problem in the first place, but I couldn't bear the thought of being charged another $180 in case they didn't see it that way.  I was just about to give up and head to a friend's house where I could ponder my options when I decided to let Makena have a try.  Even though I wiggled it every possible directions, perhaps she'd get just the right angle.  

Makena beamed when I told her to have a go.  (She lives for moments like this.  If I can't get a jar open, she always asks if she can try.)  She grabbed the keys with determination.  "What do I need to do?" she said as I watched the key turn 45 degrees.  She nearly jumped from her skin when I grabbed her hand/keys before she could turn it back.  And we were in on Makena's first go.  We celebrated with high fives and hugs!  I'm grateful that Makena was able to unlock the door.  I'm a little less than thrilled that my beautiful little girl thinks her mom is an incompetent boob that cannot unlock a simple door.  

In case you come for a visit, you now know why there is red tap affixed to the lock.  

Happy Birthday, Kessler!

To honor Kessler on his birthday, I'll quickly share some current Kesslerisms.

1.  "No, I love you more.  I love you fifty-six-thousand-million dinosaurs.  Is that more than 3?"
2. " Is 56 more than 7?"
3.  "Dad, you're a disgusting man head."  He says this when he's particular mad at Mark and he's as serious as can be.
4.  "What comes after 39?"
5.  "I'm going to give you the biggest hug ever."  As he strangles the crap out of you.
6.  "Who let the dogs out? Woof Woof Woof."
7.  "Who let the cats out? Meow Meow Meow."
8.  "Who let the dogs and cats out?  Woof Meow Woof Meow Woof Meow."
9.  "Slimey did it; he's an herbivore."  When asked about why he'd ripped the leaves off of my house plant.
10.  "Slimey's sister died because she touched a red back spider."
11.  "Oh no, I made a big mistake."   In a voice like the Cookie Monster.
12.  "I'm dooooone." In the voice of the Cookie Monster, Opera Singer, Dinosaur, mouse and whatever else comes to mind when he's ready to have his bum wiped after a pooh.
13.  "I loooove Salmon."

I wish I had words to describe his big brown eyes right when he realizes we're watching him.  Not looking at him, but watching him in amazement.  It happens a lot.  He's a hilarious little boy.  The stuff he comes up with is pretty amazing and it's all delivered with a straight face.

I could write a book about him, but I'll just stick with some simple facts I hope to never to forget.  He's still all about dinosaurs.  He prefers carnivores to herbivores.  He goes to Rainbow 2 days a week where his best friends are Polina, Chile and Kiara.  He also goes to St. Mary's 2 days a week where his best friend is Edie.  He's quite the ladies man.  His favorite colors are pink, purple and brown.  His favorite food is chicken nuggets -- so he says, but I think it's Salmon.  He'll pretty much eat anything.  He loves to color and paint but nothing compares to going to the museum to see the Dinosaur exhibit.  He often asks, "what's today?"  If the answer is a weekend day, he'll ask if we can go to the museum.  I know I'm slightly biased, but he really is an amazing kid.

We love you, Kessman!!