$395 for doggie daycare.
$80 for a cat sitter.
$160 for a baby swing.
Kessler’s diaper leaking during the landing into Oakland airport--leaving Mark with a giant wet spot on his crotch. Priceless.
Realizing that Kessler’s diaper didn’t just leak, rather it came off. Then realizing that, while attempting to refasten the diaper, it wasn’t just a *wet* diaper. And making this realization not by seeing, but feeling. Then, attempting to change a diaper with poop smeared hands while aboard a plane that’s in the process of landing. All priceless.
That was the beginning of the end of our trip and an excellent representation of the majority of the rest of the trip. Priceless. Priceless. Priceless. Priceless. Priceless.
For example, meeting Mickey for the first time....
And, being molested by Mickey for the first time...
Your first Merry-go-round..
Giggling while you wait for your first Disney World parade!
Playing the guitar while singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider".. for the first time..
Seeing a wonderful friend for the first time in years.. and meeting her husband!!
And meeting some of their wonderful, wonderful friends..
Learning with whom your son would replace you.. (he does have good taste!)
Being taught how to make fart noises...
Dressing your son up like the Michelin man for his first boat ride...
Learning just how resourceful (lazy) your husband is..
Seeing that she still loves him...
Yep, Priceless!
